Got pissed off with some bitch on the train, so fucking anal she could have just got off the set with Lex Steel. I was in her seat on a fairly empty carriage...wanker!
Got to Lille, had a few beers and died inside when I saw a video of 90s boyband (frog of course) singing never gunna give you up...still haunts me to this day! Then Jen came so was all good. We went on a erm carousel thing and was funny, lasted a bit too long but was funny seeing Jen mildly scared.
Eventually the rest of the gang turned up (Jade and the Welsh Girl), so we went to some random restaurant, wasn't shite or anything, just a bit random you know. Then we went to some gay bars...cus that's what you do in Lille right! Met the missing bitch Harri there, and I got pissed off with this ponse who believed in the Illuminati and stopped traffic at the lights singing 'who runs the world, girls' fucking eh!
Next day was alright, went to a zoo and saw lots of crazy animals. Then the girls made the best call of the day, they'd leave me in the pub whilst they did some shopping!!! Finally, women with their heads screwed on properly...hallefuckingullah!
Went out to La Plage and mildly drunk, was pimping in there cus I had bare birds under my arm!
The freaks set the bar on fire and started juggling flaming bottles...what weirdos!
Closing time soon after, so I got myself a souvenir of my visit in the form of a pineapple from behind the bar...did it before zee germans get there...
Dunno why I'm doing my best Calvin Harris impression...I fucking hate that jock cunt.
Went to sleep, woke up, went home, got hassled at Gare du Nord just the once asking if i spoke english, a quick "NEIN" sorted her problems out and safely got away thank fuck.
Last day of Movember today, gunna be interesting.
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