No Paris, you're a shithole

Went to Paris the other day...was fucking amazing, it's such a beautiful city and it's full of joy and joyness. I'm lying. Paris is a shithole, looks like they've taken something pretty, like Eva Longoria, and bashed her over the face with a sledgehammer...twice. Yeah it's certainly not the city of love and all that romance crap that I don't feel in this cold heart of mine, imagine a gypsy campsite, then add illegal immigrants...yeah that's Paris.

The upside to my journey was being back together with the gang: Will, Jen and the Welsh Girl.

Couldn't get anything done out there. Not only do these bastards strike for the fun of it, they fucking take days off as and when they like, the equivalent of a Bank Holiday but every fucking week...wait why the fuck am I complaining, I've just started working in a school! As a result we walked a lot, and for the first time in my life, I genuinely felt sorry for Welsh Girl, and I've fucked her shit up on many occasions.

To top off the shitholeyness of Paris, I was on the metro and as we rolled up to one stop this African cripple is sat on the platform, and calm as a coma, whips his weiner out and pisses onto the platform...

...no fucker bats an eyelid to it, it's probably cleaning the city up to be fair. I vow never to return to this place.

Going back to the dam next week so gunna be loving life with that, enjoying all things legal out there, might pop by Anne Frank's place too and have a play on the drumset for a bit ;)