I fucking hope Gaddafi's not dead...that cunt owes me a tenner!

Me and the Colonel go way back, he didn't have enough money for the 16 bus into town and I lent him a ten sheet, bastard still hasn't paid me back though. Poor bastard got fucked over in an air strike, what a shit way to go, I'd rather go for a long walk on a short plank or fall victim to death by bukkake.

The thing is though, all these 'evil' cunts are getting taken out now: Saddam, Osama, Michael Jackson, and now Gaddafi's dead or dying...he's literally gunna get fucked either way though! Who's gunna replace these mean bastards? I hardly think Vinnie Jones has got the minerals to wipe out one of those shithole 4th world countries, he sounds like a bit of a puff in real life anyways...don't tell him that on the off chance he's hard though!
Kim Jong-Il's next, he seems like a nice enough bloke, doesn't fancy the killing part but he'll indirectly kill his wee slopelings through diverting their food supply, cheeky fucker. McDonald's in Pyongyang would make a fucking killing...beats the one in Romilly, which was burnt down over summer :(

Got half term after this week, cannae wait for a bit of R&R in Reims, there's too many green bananas in school and I'm starting to lose it a bit. Watched a really wank game of footy last night between OM and Arsenal, so hoping the Reims game will be pretty sicko on Friday night, then off to a weekend of beers and finding a strip club where I can vent my frustrations.

Anyways, you dickheads remember my travels to Leclerc last week. Turns out there's only a fuckin' Carrefour like 5mins from me. There's even a chinky buffet there aswell so I'll put them out of business by Christmas/whatever they celebrate.

Managed to cook some English food aswell, beats frogslegs for lunch...uncivilised, dirty frog wankers.

Tasted pretty damn good, laced it with Guinness sauce. Only problem is that their bacon is thinner than Kate Moss, Anne Frank could probably have a cheeky munch and get away with it!

And now I leave you with this thought for the day...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24&feature=related

Bit of a shocker that Gaddafi bought it though, thought there was a half chance he'd be on the next Celebrity Big Brother.