She's a cunt, the hotels are cunts and the city is a shithole...and you'll never guess where I've got the pleasure of going to tomorrow, yeah fuckin' Paris.
Buffalo Bill McStay will be hosting me so at least I'll be staying in Little Britain and not some shitty apartment that stinks of garlic and fear of being invaded. I'm not looking forward to the fucking Metro system, full of illegal fucking immigrants, and now I'm a taxpayer in this God foresaken country (cheers laïcité) I can give these ingreats a clip round the ear for their idleness. I'm not the biggest fan of any big city because of the stench of piss, homeless people, and homeless people that stink of piss. It's why I love the dam, I mean there's fuck all hobos on the corner and you can piss in pop-up pissers.
Whilst I'm on the subject of the dam...I'm going back there again in two weeks. Same places, different faces, third time I'll be rickrollin' there now :P
Weird weekend, a frog dvd player with no remote is about as useful as asking Glen Hoddle to support a charity for the disabled. When Damian Lewis in Band of Brothers starts spewing out this dubbed crap, killing jerries and jabbering away like Fabian Barthez, part of you dies inside. Die Hard does the same cus yippee-ki-yay motherfucker is ruined...cheese-eating surrender monkeys should just wise up on their english and do away with the dubbing, I'll have a word with Sarko if I bump into him on the Metro.
Finally, well done to the Southampton Stags in their pre-season game vs UWE, keep up the good work gang.
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